So I went out with this chick last night. It's usually a couple of us... but last night it was just me and her... Work night right... so I thought she would be a little more light on the drinking for the evening. Even though she had a blunt and some vodka and cranberry in the cab ride to the club, she said that she was leaving by 2 because she has been warned already about being late to work...
Cool with me because I never stay all night. We get there... are having a good time... have a couple drinks... then some people we knew showed up... they buy us our next round... that was my last drink of the night. So I had a total of 2 kettle one cosmos, and 2 corona's with grenadine and lime. Oh and I had a glass of Moscato before I left the crib...lol
I see ol' girl getting to the point of crossing over. Our people leave at 2 so I alert her... yo its 2 we probably need to be leaving.. She goes... nah, I aint leaving until they play my song. (Rick Ross - Here I am) So I go and request it. Why 5 minutes later she goes and sneaks in the deejay booth... stands up there for about 10 minutes talking to the deejay... I'm like OMG.
Then she comes out and wants to go straight to the bar. So I'm like NO your not getting anything else to drink. She's like I'm good. I'm like NO its time to go. So her knowing me... she's like well leave then. I ain't ready to go yet... So I explain to her that if it wasn't for that ish at Spotlight I would have been left her arse right there in the club and she know that. At this point chick is really testing me because I only have so much patience... and I ain't no damn babysitter for a grown ass woman.
So since I wont let her get to the bar... she sneaks in the VIP section. There is only this rich white man in there with a couple hoochie chicks and his bodyguard... So I'm looking at the body guard like you ain't gonna kick her out... she's not suppose to be there. He says he's not a bouncer so as long as she's chill he doesn't care.
Then one of the bouncers I know that works at the club walks up and is like Eb you cool... you look stressed. So I tell him what's going on so he tells her she has to leave. Do you know this chick flipped out on him... completely flipped. He escorts her to the foyer in the front of the club and we're there for another 15-20 minutes... saying she wants the number to the club to make a complaint because he had no right to kick her out... blah blah blah..
Then this bitch had the nerve to say she wasn't leaving with me... she was getting it her own cab by her damn self. WTH... whew... she really testing my patience now. So I waited til her ass got in the cab and drove off and then got my own.
Can you believe this ish...
I wasn't even going to blog about it... because I was like this chick is just plain ridiculous and I didn't even have the energy... But then my roommate just comes in my room and is like guess who called me at 3:30 this morning... drunk girl. Saying she ain't ever going out with you no more because you embarrassed her in the club and had mad people looking at her like she was the crazy drunk chick and that I made my bouncer friend kick her out the club.
Lawd lawd lawd... I had to woosahhh to keep from calling this chick and cussing her arse out. Can you believe her? I can't even believe she had the nerve to say she wasn't going out with ME anymore... Chick don't even have to worry about it because she wont get an invite to go anywhere with me ol' drunken bitch. Truth be told if you can't hold your liquor you don't need to go out. The rare times that I do get tipsy... I know when I am at my limit. But this is a every damn time we go out thing... I ain't dealing with the bull no more...
Ugh... I had to get that ish out... oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh she done made me mad.
Bout to go hit up a happy hour now!
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LMAO......she had the audacity to imply it was your fault!!!!
You are a good one 'cause I would have called her to tell her about herself.
Girl, you said it right. Goin' out with her is bad biz...she liable to get her a$$ kicked by you or one of them bodyguards and she'll really make the news.
It sucks being the sober person(or at least more sober person) in the group. It's then that you realize how stupid people are when they're drunk.
Woo-sah!!!!!
Let it all out girl! You one better than me cuz I would have left her ass when she was in the DJ booth....but honestly if I knew it was just gonna be me and her I probably wouldnt have went cuz shes a hot mess...but her calling someone else and telling them that I embarrassed her? Oh Hellz No..I would have called her and cussed her out and been like u bet not let me catch yo drunk ass in the street!
@intro - this was the first and last time... I already knew she had got warned at work about being late and has to be in the office at 8 in the morn so I figured she would be cool... but obviously I was wrong
oh lawd...she one of those angry belligerent drunks. that was all just too damn much! i bet $5 she'll be calling you in a week on some "oooh girl lets go out." LOL!
Oh yeah, time to kick her to the curb! Pronto!
whoa..see that's why I hate going out w/ppl who let the ack-a-hol make them ack-a-fool..I woulda told ole girl about herself
and you are killin me slowly with the "woosah" lol
LOL dang Eb you got power like that you just got the chick thrown out the club .....happy hour will make you forget all that mess
LMAO! Girl, you did a good job. Because from what I've picked up on from your personality, home girl was real lucky.
Boo to people who go out and get stupid drunk during post-college years. Stumbling ceases to be cute after a certain age.
Drunk Girl = Trouble. And she got some nerve blaming anyone but herself . You did good by not leaving her but make it the last time because she clearly is one of those "it won't happen to me" chicks.
EB...YOU ARE GOOD.. HER ASS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON DON'T ANSWER FROM LAST TIME.
I give it six months before we hear about y'all kicking it again and the same thing happening.
eb.
lmao at u seeing her "crossing over"
classic.
glad u did your whoo-saah and got back 2 neutral.
and that u didn't choke-slam the chick
-1-
Toxic friends are so not the business.
lol... you gotta love drunk people. Hopefully she will sober up and call too apologize. Then again she sounds like a professional drunk so maybe not.
you should have left her ass as soon as you noticed she wasn't keeping to her 2AM decision... forget that news article.
She's a grown ass woman and you are not responsible for her. You made an effort and she resisted... I would have put up the peace sign right then and been GHOST! let her drunk ass deal with the consequences solo!
but whatever... at least you don't have to concern yourself with her anymore...
What I really can't believe is that u still hang with her... c'mon u can admit part of u enjoys that crazy b.s. ;-)...
it's quite obvious that you care more about her well being than she does.
girl let them know!
sometimes you just need to let it out and we are always here to listen. sorry i got here mad late though.
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i was lmao @ "ol drunken bitch" lol
but seriously though my older cousin taught me that everyone in my life has their place. some friends are good for advice. some good to club with. some to go to the gym with and some to go to church with. put ol girl in her place and leave her there.
@lovely - you laughing but that woosah mess really works... it has saved plenty from getting their arse whoooped
@kiki - nah... I just knew the head bouncer for that night... I cant do that at any club in NYC
@krush - you think I'm a nice chick or something... not happening... when I say I'm done its a wrap... we do have a couple mutual friends and I wont doubt that we wont end up at the same event again but it wont be Eb the one who is babysitting her ass...
@Dave - professional drunk is an understatement.. she even admitting to drink 5-6 days out of the week, every week... that is craziness..
@Capcity - Nada... do not enjoy it at all... the prob was this was the 1st time it was just me and her... usually its a group of us and I leave it to everyone else to deal with her and I leave when I'm good and ready so I never see all this. I'm sure now that only our gay friends is left standing dealing with her after I am already in my bed because I cant see any of our other friends putting up with that either
She's proly a registered organ donor, too, but they'll all be pickled and wasted away to nothing, completely unusable, by the time hers are ready to be harvested.
Geez - she is a FEWL!!!
I guess thats your last time going out with her -
OH HELL NO!!! You are way more patient than I am. Me and old girl would not be kicking it anymore ever!
INCREDIBLE! but that's how it be...at least you KNOW what the real deal was and you did in fact do the right thing...because in the state she was in who KNOWS what could have happened to her...i am just glad that you got her in a cab and you got home...and thank goodness "you don't have to worry about her handing with you anymore"....CLASSIC
That sucks for real! Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved, then she goes and says you messed up HER night?! WHOA! Anyhoo, You tried, Eb...that's all you can do is try.
"ole drunken bitch"...LOL You got my side hurting with that one.
At least you know next time not to go solo with her.
everybody said what I had to say so all imma say is for real, you don't need to go out with shorty no more...I mean, i get drunk too, but when its time to go its time to go...
you would think she woulda learn by now...and its a damn week nite
lol @ "ole drunken bitch"
Forget her!!!! Good looking out.
put that chic on the curb with the trash because that's exactly how she's acting anyway. i don't wish it on her, but it'll take something real foul to happen to her before she realizes that you were looking out for her best interests.
love!
O no mam! I would have called her as bright and and woke ur arse up out of that hangover and dawged her out. I wish a chick would try me like that and then try to claim me as a friend.
Sister,
You did a good thing. She can't appreciate it in a drunken state. But whn it wears off and it will...she will be apologetic and prhaps a bit ashamed.
You are good friend. Don't roll out with her ever again.
Drunks!!
-OG
WOW Eb, I'm like any moment now EB is gonna have to Wayne Brady a Ho bag but you kept your cool and God given patience. You are too nice sweets, next round on me =>
Much stronger woman than me...we both would have been kicked out the club...because I would have choked her azz...
I have a friend that I have had to take home twice...she drives, then she gets sloppy pissy drunk, then I have to see her home...I get so tired of this ish...you are a grown azz woman, handle business.
Your "friend" is out of control.
You're such a good friend.
I would've left her ass right there..
on sum real ish i had to come back & commend u for doing the right thing all the way to seeing her get in a separate cab & everything. you must have really felt sum type of way after what happened after kim party.
drop ol' girl. she is bad business FOR REAL. You did the right thing but unfortunately it sounds like she will have to learn the hard way.
This is kinda reckless. Everything you don't want to go down when out at the club. A real quick buzz kill. Definitely not what's up...
Eb sweety, i do blame u tho... stop going out with this chick 4 real! she's gonna get ya'll hurt one day with all her drama... sneaking into v.i.p WTH.
Then she takes her own cab... cut her out 4 real, cus she didn't mind leaving u... even tho u hung around 4 her crazy ass. Now i'm mad!
daaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn...you should call and cuss at her, just on gp.
hahahahahaha @ "ol' drunken bitch"
A damn shame. Draft starts in 2. I'm the rookie and I'm still going to get all in that arse!
Hopefully.
Maybe.
Eh...we'll see!
:)
damn drunkies!!!!!!!!!
don't go out with that broad no more...LOL
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