Fact or Fiction Friday - When chickens come home to roost!

Fact or Fiction Friday - When chickens come home to roost!

Labels: Fact or Fiction?

So these black weblog awards are going on... and one of my blog mates Dollface said she wanted to nominate me for best blog series with Fact or Fiction Friday but didn't since I hadn't done one in a while. I hadn't even thought about being nominated for anything but it did remind me of how much I love doing them and seeing your responses. It really takes a lot to really come up with a good concept... or to make something in real life fun to read, but I definitely had fun doing them. So I figured from now on I would try to do it at least once a month... so here goes...

FACT OR FICTION?

For those new to the set here are the rules. Read the following story and in the comment box reveal whether or not you think the story is fact or fiction. The story will be either all true or all false... so none of that "I think this part is true but the rest is false" mess for the people who have been cheating in the past...lol... Remember though, it does NOT always have to be MY truth... for instance this story below could have happened to a friend or family member without me being one of the chicks involved. Got it... good... enjoy!

You know we always talk about how men are attracted to the crazy chick, but have we ever sat down and evaluated the definition of crazy. Is crazy the one who goes threw your cell phone, or is she the one who accuses you of cheating constantly? Is she the one who acts a fool and always picks an argument in public, or she is the one who snuck into your apartment, cut up raw chicken, and put it in between your mattresses without you knowing...

Wait a minute on that last one... let's start from the beginning. So a close friend of mine was dating this chick for a while. I always thought she was a little off, and she wasn't the most attractive chick so although she wanted you to think she was strong, I could tell deep down that she was really insecure. His profession kept him out late at night, and she constantly questioned his whereabouts and why they weren't spending more time together. You would have thought this was a red flag for him to move on, but instead he moved her in. Figured she couldn't complain about spending time if they lived together.

The checking of emails started, the calling people in the cell phone, even accused me and him of sleeping together, and every other chick that he ever came in contact with for that matter. She was truly crazy. This went on for at least 3 years before he finally got fed up. I don't even know what it was, but he left to go to Vegas for a week and told her to be out of his apartment when he returned. She seemed okay with it, as if she was fed up even, realizing that the relationship had ran its course. Even sent him a text upon the week's end, a day before he was to return and said I left a little surprise for you in the apartment. Have a nice life!

When he returned, everything was normal, she had even cleaned up a bit. He was relieved that he had finally got rid of this chick. A week passes and he starts smelling something really foul in his room. At first he brushed it off... lit an incense... but as the days went by the smell seemed to get worse. He scoured the room thinking that maybe a mouse was somewhere in there dead but found nothing. He calls the exterminator... they come out and find nothing. He calls a female friend over to see if she can recognize the smell. Somehow they pull the mattress out... and what do they find. At least a dozen huge pieces of chicken that had been in between the mattresses spoiling for 2 weeks at this point.

He couldn't believe this crazy chick did this. First he calls her to cuss her out, calls her all kinds of crazy and hangs up. Then he gets kinda scared. What kinda chick does that? He had slept on that bed for 2 weeks. What if she put some kind of root on him. His friend helps him clean it all up and use every possible cleaning method to get the smell out of the mattress to see if it can be saved. They hear a knock on the door... its the crazy chick. She walks in causing a ruckus. Cussing, yelling, dramatic and all, then questions the friend as to who she is and why she was there... Friend doesn't give her the answer she wants to hear so she punches her right in the face. The two start tussling. The guy opens the door trying to push crazy chick out but his friend is still trying to get licks in. They all end up in the hallway of their apartment and then the door slams shut behind them. They are now locked out still arguing and fighting. Of course the noise causes the nosy neighbors to come out of their apartments, so finally crazy chick leaves.

His cell phone is locked in the apartment so he has no number to call the building manager on a Saturday and might be out of his apartment until Monday. Five minutes later crazy chick returns with a screw driver, breaks in the apartment, says your welcome without them even saying thank you because now he's thinking, "this crazy chick can break into my apartment anytime she wants", and then she leaves and he never hears from her again.

FACT OR FICTION?