Randomness, Randomosity, Randomilicious... OK you get the point!

Randomness, Randomosity, Randomilicious... OK you get the point!

Labels: Eb's Pics / Random RBW ish

I got water damage on my crackberry last week late at night... and I swear I went into detox and body started having convulsions from my trackball and keypad not working for the rest of that night until I could get to the VZ store the next morning. I really didn't get a good night sleep. So if you have my number and you call me or text me and I reply who is this... don't be acting crazy because I have a new phone and don't have your number... just politely say who it is, I don't need all that banter about oh I ain't good enough to have my number in your phone mess... just hush and I will re-save it now

What is up with trannies being the new hit thing in reality TV... everyone is tired of Diddy and his reality shows... so he gets a tranny... and I have to admit... I am rooting for him/her to win...hehehhehehehehehe
Then just when everyone is asking why the heck America's Next Top Model is still on... they get them a damn tranny too...Yes ya'll this is a man... you would've got that wrong if her arse was on Maury Povich... yes sir! It's really starting to get hard out here for a pimp because there ain't no way you could tell this chick ain't really one.

Went bowling with my young'n boo on friday... had fun but can I get a real date? I felt like a child molester and felt like people were staring at me like what the heck is this grown ass woman doing with this little boy.

This past Saturday was E's fantasy football draft
1 down... 2 more to go...

Every one in the league... I'm telling you now... that your going down!

After the draft I went to a cook out

SHOUT OUT TO DOLLFACE WHO HUNG HEAVY WITH ME ALL DAY!

I'm bussing arse in spades and ish...

trying to mind my own bizness and look what I see

Somebody thought they got a deal on some Bebe shorts, too bad the bootleg man can't spell.... heheheheehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehe... whew I was crying off this mess... she had the nerve to be flaunting her ass around the whole day, dancing, dropping down and scraping the floor with it... hilarious... but you know God don't like ugly right...

When I left the cookout... My hair dresser had a party... and I dropped down and scraped the floor with it and my jeans ripped...(sorry... I aint take a pic of that...lol) I was too mad... those were some good jeans... they were kinda snug though... I mean I had had them since college and God knows I ain't nowhere near as small as I was in college... so it did take some work to get in them yesterday...

I need to lose like 10-12 pounds for real and going to the gym once a week ain't quite working. Birthday month weight... yeah from drinking and eating everything in site for my birthday month (May) I gained about 8 pounds and haven't lost it all summer.

Don't tell nobody but I miss Semipro.... And not miss like ya'll thinking... Like if I still wanted the D, I could suck up my pride to call for a booty call... actually no I couldn't... but just talking to him... he made me laugh... I miss our silly conversations, our quirky, sexy code texting that was like our own special language, ugh... caught myself sliding threw his myspace page the other day just to see if anything was new in his life... he had a couple new pics up from his season. His ass looked real good in one shot..I'm addicted to football booties if you didn't already know. I wanted to come threw the computer and smack it. Ugh... why do I like assholes... his coaching season has started so I would be going back to not seeing him for a while anyway, but it's just the damn point...

Speaking of myspace... I saw a pic of my ex... like the real ex... the one who we lived together for a year and I thought he was the one ex. With a picture with his new GF and she had an engagement ring on her finger. I wish them the best. We talked about her... he used to call me saying he really loved her and was messing up. Cheating on her and such just like he did me. Then when he wasn't cheating she still accused him of it and wouldn't let him forget. They broke up a couple times. He would call me again. I truly am happy for them...because from the sidelines I saw him grow. He still wasn't mature enough for me... because we will always be in that fresh out of college state of mind with each other... but I do see how he has grown some. So again I am happy for them but you know as a female we still have to hate a lil bit. OMG... the damn ring was so small in the pic it looked like fairy dust that was flying threw the sky and one speckle happened to fall on her hand by mistake right before they clicked the pic.

you wanna know what else I learned on myspace
yeah so even the ads know that I ain't got a man to cuddle with when it starts to get cold. I wanted to throw my computer when I logged in and this was the mess I saw...ugh... I know BF season is right around the corner but they aint gotta rub it in and ish

I did meet me somebody at the cook out... and he's a country boy so he's smitten already. Gangsta swag with a Masters and thinking about going to law school. My kinda guy! Only 6 feet though... ugh... but a new prospect... yes indeed!

HARD KNOCKS IS THE BEST DAMN SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU AIN'T WATCHING, YOU'RE A DUMMY WHETHER YOU'RE A COWBOY FAN OR NOT!!! PERIOD!!!
And I know it's kinda sad... but why can I see myself being Ms. Price like 30 years from now

Can you believe the summer is almost over. Fo' real it has already started getting a lil chilly in NYC at night.

Due to my post last week... I think I have more blogger friends on facebook than I do real friends now.

I got a huge craving for Hibachi... @ The F*&K it List... can we have this blog brunch thingy at Benihana's? Please...

I'm job hunting... who wants to hire me?

I cant decide which Dallas home game I want to go to this year. I always go to a Chicago game too and I can't decide if I want to do that since I've already been to the Chi twice this year. Thinking about going to ATL when they play the Falcons instead.

I love ATL.

The city... not the team because the team sucks really bad!

Are you ready for some foooooooooottttttbbaaaaaalllllll!!!!

Why did I have to defend myself to some dude the other day who tried to play me when I started talking about football. Why can't a chick be knowledgeable about the game and know more than who the cutest players are? He kept throwing cowboys questions at me... back to back to back.. Then finally gave up and was like... well you know the cowboys... your suppose to know your team... but you don't know the game. I almost punched him in the face. Ignant arse.

I haven't touched my Nintendo Wii in about a month... another reason I haven't lost any weight

I'm ready for a hair change... was thinking about this..
but I don't know how having my hair so close to my head would look on me. I have a little apple head and it may make me look like beetlejuice when they shrunk his head but IDK...

Jazmine Sullivan need to bring her arse to NYC for a show!

J&R Music Festival is this week... Terrence Howard, JOE, Solange, and others that I don't care to give a shout out to at the moment.

I miss male R&B groups (Jodeci, Boyz II Men, Blackstreet, Jagged Edge, Dru Hill, Silk, H-Town... the list goes on)... do we even have any right now? Name one that has a hit on the radio right now... I bet you can't. That's sad! And bet not nunya'll say Pretty Ricky... ugh!

Love Jones

I want a sight raped hunter to blindly pursue me as his prey (sigh)

My happy hour at Covo Tratoria is going down on the 27th so save the date!!!

Anybody know what happened to Poca... is she like gone forever... or just taking a break?

I need a new blog crush... I have not one to cyber flirt with anymore... I feel deprived

My sax player crush at church has not been there the last 3 weeks...

Yesterday I got sat next to this creepy man at church. He is always staring at me. Ugh... so I already knew it was gon be some mess... Why he talked me to death the whole service. Had the nerve to tell me I wasn't singing loud enough during praise and worship... Talkin' some... I can't hear you when the Music Director said all the ladies sing... He lucky we was in the house of the Lord. Then you know you always gotta say something to ya neighbor when you welcome the visitors. He hugged me a lil too tight... Then during alter call he made appoint to tell me he was going to Harlem fest... then the end of service wanted to hug goodbye... I oblige and he planted the nastiest wet kiss on my cheek... I threw up in my mouth... ugh!

Or maybe I was just overly irritated because Ms. Red came to visit me at like 7 this morn...

nah that wasn't it.. his nasty old self was getting fresh in church!

I've only watched 1 USA basketball game and I refuse to watch until Wade grows his hair back... period! So ya'll let me know when/if he does...

Tupac 2Pac Tupac... Anthony Mackie is playing him in that Biggie movie.
I don't know how I feel about that. I mean he's been in some big time movies... but I only remember him in She Hate Me... I mean this is my husband... so he better bring it... the gangsta swag, the super sexy slim chocolate intelligent poetic... did I say sexy? I don't see sexy when I see Anthony Mackie.

Maybe I should sell my eggs. I mean I ain't using 'em and I heard them babies are going for big bucks these days.

I saw this fine ass cop last week at the Jilly from Philly concert and I keep thinking about him. Dollface kept telling me to make a move... but I didn't. I kinda got this thing about passing on cops after I had that lame date with one on new years. NYC cops just always come off as if they have to overcompensate and usually fall short. But he was fine as all hail. Damn... maybe I shouldn't put all cops in a box... but I don't know though... like Madea... "I dont mess wit no po-po" LOL

I added some new people to my blog roll... check em out if you can figure out which ones they are...lol... all good people cuz they my people!

OK... I think I'm randomized out! Happy Monday!!!