Blind Date update... the ish aint for me I see!

Soooooo this blind blog date thingy is not going so well. Today was suppose to be the deadline for submissions and with the prospects on the horizon, I just might give the whole thing up all together. The person in charge says there has been a 1/2 pint latino, a cute tall white guy that speaks 5 languages that I was like OK I can make him my something new... but never replied back after he saw the craziness on my, an old nasty white guy, and some young white guy that has red hair. FML. So I'm not sure if this whole situation is going to pan out. I think my whack peen post may have scared the brothers away because none of them came forward.
That's alright though because I have a new crush and ran into an old one. The new crush... ya know I have a sweet tooth for security guards/bouncers aka NFL rejects and I am utterly smitten with one at a popular restaurant/lounge in the city that shall remain nameless since too many people that read my blog probably go there. I had the clan do some research and found out that his name is Brian. I need some him in my life.

The old crush... well... uummm... remember when I went to the Tyra Show back in March and came back swooning over one of the security guards for the show. Well why did I see this dude in regular clothes walking down the street the other day. We had eye contact for a long second, I could tell we were both trying to figure out where we knew each other from but I was late for a concert so I didn't stop and do my classic "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere" routine. But lawd gawd I should have because I couldn't even concentrate on the concert because I was thinking about him. How random was that, that I saw him again. He looked good in his all black suit he has to wear for the show but he had on a red polo and lawd knows how I love chocolate skin next to red. He was even more brolic than I remembered and I wanted to put my nose on his neck to see what cologne he wears. There was magic in the slight drop that he has in his bottom lip that is to die for. I know he could eat the heck out of some p***y.

Whew... I'm getting hot just thinking about it. So I need help from blog land. Anyone out there work at the Tyra Show or know someone that works at the Tyra show? I need to know if Chocolate Brolic is single, how many kids, divorced, crazy baby mommas... something... All the other security on her show are old black men or white men so I know you gotta know who I'm talking about.

The nickname for the other boo shall be N-Ville. Don't ask why that's just what I'm feeling for right now. So I need the entire blog land to get on a mission so I can nab me my 2 new future husbands... Chocolate Brolic and N-Ville. I need both of them in my life. I know they both probably have the perfect football booty too.

Song of the Moment is JOE - Magic because both of them brothaz are something magical... yes indeed.

"It must be magic, she likes the way I give her the magic
She wants a sugar daddy, she wants me to keep giving her the magic"


IntrospectiveGoddess August 1, 2009 at 12:55 PM

i love your nicknames! anyway scratch the blind date thing and go get your crushes!

Keli August 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM

Crushes are always fun....give you something to look forward too.

I've never been set up on a blind date, not sure if I'm up for it...

there's always e-harmony.

dejanae August 1, 2009 at 5:48 PM

y u discriminating against redheads
he could b sexy
might even have that football ass

Keith August 2, 2009 at 8:09 AM

Well the security guard named Brian
Is Brian Jenkins and he told me that he kind of had a crush on you too! I told him that you are kind of like a "loud' lover and he said that it was all good because he hollers a lot too..especially if he's enjoying himself. I said "cool"
I'd let you know. He's single, got one child and his baby mama is real cool..She's in a relationship and they get along just fine.(He keeps the payments current.)
You're good to go Eb! - :)

Blah Blah Blah August 2, 2009 at 8:37 AM

I say either the young red head or the half pint latino...or both...on the same date...make it a dinner to speak...without the actual orgying going on...
It's summer time, what do you have to lose? Have fun with it.
Or not.
You could always just make eye contact a little more, smile a bit wider or just walk up to him and speak to him...again whatcha got to lose.
Life is nothing but experiences.

Eb the Celeb August 2, 2009 at 9:29 AM

@Keli - Nawl I'm not sure I'm up for the internet dating thing just yet. I set up an account on a site last year and never did anything with it so I deleted it a couple months after. I found out sending winks and crap online just aint my

Keith you need to STOP... I saw this mess on my phone and was like who the heck is that on the blog playing matchmaker and even got all gitty. Then I log on and its you... you dont even live in NYC so how the heck you know who it is???? That is just dead wrong... bad bad joke you played on me Mr. Keith!

@blah blah blah - girl you crazy... that is a NO NO NO go...

Keith August 2, 2009 at 9:59 AM

Sorry Eb, but you know I get around..I might have been up in NYC
and chaired a meeting of the Security Guard's Union or somethin..Anything is possible.-:

Anyhow..Hope you didn't get too mad about know it's all
love.-:) That and the fact that I obviously have too much time on my hands this Sunday Morning. -:)

Eb the Celeb August 2, 2009 at 10:23 AM

OK... I'm starting to believe that you aren't joking... I'm about to hit you on FB to get more

One Man’s Opinion August 2, 2009 at 9:56 PM

Oh my God! Slanted Sports. Loving it. The connect between you and homeboy was killing me. Yall need to be picked up. Seriously. I will say why I say this too. I hate sports. Hate hate hate them. And the fact that I sat and listened to you two talk sports is nothing short of amazing. I know this has nothing to do with the post here, but I still had to comment on it. Love it.

Eb the Celeb August 3, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Everyone Keith has been banned from RBW for playing that terrible trick on

You cant be playing with Eb's

@One Man - Heeeyy Stranger... thx you soooo much for the love and feedback. i will be sure to forward the info to Shannon... Uummm hating the fact that you hate Sports though. I think you are the only straight man (i"m assuming you are" that doesn't like at least 1 sport. But its all good... I wont block you like I've blocked

That Girl Jonnie August 4, 2009 at 2:58 PM

Why should you have to choose? I say go out with the half pint, the red head, the old man, Brian, Tom, Dick AND Harry.

Hell, i'm jealous. I wish I could still date...for some strange reason my hubby won't let me date anymore...go figure.

Black Yoda August 5, 2009 at 10:38 AM

My eyes! My eyes! The pics aren't a good look if your trying to attact guys...heterosexual ones anyway. I was trying to scroll appropriately so I could only see text. If my girl came in, I would have had some explaining to do. Fucking around with your blog is gonna get me labeled "down low".:-)

So you like a guy with a dip in his lip? You mean, like a beak?
:->) Hey, whatever turns you on. But the Tyra Show isn't a good place to go if you're looking for eligible bachelors. I'd recommend Judge Joe Brown. You can be the only one to vote in favor of the gold toothed, cornrowed gentleman when the Judge asks you to pick up your "tabulating devices". :-) Now that I think about it, you might want to skip the whole talkshow/reality circuit.

Well, I've added my 2 cents. It's time for me to undo the damage you've caused. I need some Michelle Tucker or Cherokee in my life :-)

Eb the Celeb August 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM

Ay Yoda - DOnt come over here starting every once in a while I have to have some eye candy for my RBW's

and did you read everything above. Tyra show dude is NOT a contestant on the show... he works for the show

and know its not a dip in his lip... I should have posted a pic of what I was talking about but its a slight drop of in the bottom lip that makes it extra

Black Yoda August 5, 2009 at 10:50 PM

I know you said he was a security guard, but security for the Tyra Banks show? How much security do you need to control a group of women with gay men sprinkled in between them? (Sprinkled: excellent word choice here) Now that I think about it, maybe quite a bit. OK, he gets a pass for that. But I'm looking at the big picture. You can't say you're doing the blind date thing and looking for men while talking about going to Tyra. You need to go someplace where men congregate. I have no idea where that is because I'm usually trying to go where the women gather. Damn, I should be the one going to the Tyra show. Wait...what would that say about me? Stop messing with my mind :-)

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