Lacefront d*ck hair???

First and foremost let me start by saying I hate lace fronts. If that's what you do... keep doing what it do... but I thought the whole purpose of weaves/wigs was to give an illusion that the hair is yours. Lace fronts don't allow that illusion. You can pick out a lace front anywhere. Ladies, just because the queens of the lace front do it all the time

doesn't mean its for you. But this post isn't even about you or them. Its about dick hair. I recently saw something that I've never seen before. Dick hair was hawaiian silky. I'm talking could have made a lace front better than any of that other mess they use now. It was so long it laid all smooth against his shaft, almost to the tip.

Of the ____ number of dicks I've seen in my day, I've never seen anything like this before. Now see I know what you're thinking...Eb done up and went and got her something new. Hell to the no, not yet. He was a brother. Which is the reason I'm making a big deal out of it. On top of his head he has normal texture for a black person even though its cut really low, but below the belt he has indian in his family. I'm used to taco meat being down there.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Now what I saw flowing ever so gently around his man part looked nothing like the above. I should have taken a picture.


Rich Fitzgerald August 13, 2009 at 11:50 AM

u been on an interesting path lately...

ANGELINA August 13, 2009 at 12:04 PM

that ti mess is nasty! what was he thinking?!?

and i wish you had taken a picture!!!

Chanel August 13, 2009 at 12:37 PM

lmao @ Rich.

Ummm yeah never seen no silky male pubic hair a day in my life. Dnt kno how i would react 2 it. I wouldnt be convinced he wasn't throwin some Just For Me mild relaxer on it...

Dope Fiend August 13, 2009 at 12:37 PM

LOOOOOLLLL! YES U SHUDDA! hot dammit u shoulda. lol

The Jaded NYer August 13, 2009 at 12:45 PM

I've seen a few white dicks in my time and their pubes are not Hawaiian silky, either.

I wonder if maybe he relaxes it w/Dark n Lovely? uses a flat iron?

Hmmm, I'm gonna need a visual so go snap that pic and get back to us...

Beautifully.Conjured.Up August 13, 2009 at 12:58 PM

I always expect the unexpected when I come to your blog...OMG, you never fail me.

contagiouslyCRANKY August 13, 2009 at 1:16 PM

LMAO @ all the discussions on penis hair.. That T.I photo is a HELL NO!!

Eb the Celeb August 13, 2009 at 3:56 PM

Oh and for the record you can see a man's package without sleeping with him just in case any of your minds were in the gutter.

Still wishing I had taken a picture!

Black Yoda August 13, 2009 at 5:05 PM

I had no idea what you were talking about when I read the blog title. I saw the pic of the woman. I'm like, O.K. I didn't get the d*ck hair. I don't even know what a lace front is. I'm like hmmmm... maybe I should click on it. She's not going to shit on me two times in a row. Then I read the blog and....I can't fuck with your blogs no more. I feel like Charlie Brown, you're Lucy and the blog is the foot ball. I'm tired of ending up on my ass. You're going to have to rate your blogs or make it clear when you're about to drop a hot mess. They put parental advisories on records containing explicit lyrics. Please, just give a brother a heads up<-----Bad choice of words. I can already see how you might do that. Never mind :-)

Anonymous August 13, 2009 at 9:35 PM

Are you saying he was wearing a pubic hair wig?

dejanae August 13, 2009 at 10:00 PM

u know he relaxed that shit

Eb the Celeb August 14, 2009 at 12:07 PM

@Black Yoda - Stop acting like your taco meat doesn't look just like exhibit A... bwahahahahahaha

@Nikki - LMAO ...if so my first reaction would have most definitely been to take a picture rather than being in shock at how silky his pubes were

@Epsi - I'm saying if they were an option, yes most definitely... and that chicks need to get their weave game up if hair in pants is looking better than the hair on their head

@dejanae - I don't think so... there were no split ends... bwhaahahahhahahah I crack myself up!

Sha Boogie August 17, 2009 at 1:38 PM

LMAO @ the Hawaiian silky dick hair, why?!?!?

Jackie E. August 19, 2009 at 11:55 PM

All I can say is LOL!!!!!! And oh yeah, TI definitely needs to see a barber, a razor, a pair of scissors, clippers, something....ASAP!!!!

Go B. August 24, 2009 at 2:15 AM

I'm still not sure how that lace front thing works...but If it would keep me from having to do my hair I would get one..LOL I thought moving to Cali I would be getting away from the heat NOT NOT NOT!

Now about this Mr.Elasta QP relaxed man part are so damn silly girl..I prefer no hair whether its beaded up or not...



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