Is it that hard out here for a pimp ladies that we are sending coochie coupons to strangers via email?

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You will not believe the email I just got, so I'm going to just post it. I can't believe this chick. First of all do some research because you emailed a chick and not a dude if you are going to be THAT desperate. I mean if its just spam, so be it, but it seemed a bit much for spam. I've gotten plenty of requests to direct deposit millions of dollars into my account from Nigeria but never any like this. So here it go:

Hi Friend,

I am Melissa Agnes Able, 25 yrs old girl in search of a man who understands love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun always but a matured man with sense of humour. I’m interested in having a relationship with you and I want to know more about you, let see if we can share common interest together.

I think we should be friends and get acquainted, cause you seem pretty fun, and cute! (It’s ever so hard to tell in this digital world :) anyway, I want to get a response from you...Then maybe we could chat sometime! You know what they say, appearance wins over the eyes, but personality wins over the heart...haha.

I believe we can start from here; if you don’t mind you can email me back with brief introduction of your self and I shall tell you more details that you will like to know about me including pictures of me so you can see how beautiful I am. Enjoy your beautiful day, talk to you very soon.

Cheers,
Melissa
Posted by Eb the Celeb at 9:48 PM

8 comments

Kingsmomma June 18, 2009 at 3:58 PM

I'm hoping this is a virus attempt b/c i can't and won't believe times are THAT hard

Keith June 18, 2009 at 4:12 PM

I get those type of e-mails all the time...I never respond, I just delete them..I think some of it is spam and some of it is sent by hackers trying to get a response so that they can clone your e-mail.

For the small percentage that IS in fact real..well...times are tough out on the boulevard..It aint easy being a ho.

Unknown June 18, 2009 at 5:51 PM

I got one of those emails the other day. I just hit delete because the word queen should have hinted I was a female.

I'm sure if some man responses the person is going to ask for money.

clnmike June 18, 2009 at 7:19 PM

Im betting it's spam.

Turn me up a lil June 18, 2009 at 8:22 PM

Hopefully it is spam because that desperate and dangerous. If it was a real e-mail you know this chick is 330 pounds and busted sittin in a room full of cats...

DrennaB June 19, 2009 at 1:13 AM

Definitely looks like SPAM.

Angel June 21, 2009 at 11:57 AM

lol times are hard for women out there!!

I hope its spam.

Anonymous June 30, 2009 at 9:03 AM

I'm going to say it's spam because I know it's a lil hard but DAYUUMMM, it isn't that bad.

I get emails from somebody from Africa telling me my milliontrillionthousand check is waiting for me and all I have to do to get it is send them 400 bucks, I know nuts.

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