PMS = Penis My Sexy
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Yeah I tweeted the title and thought I'd better come over here to RBW to explain. Men may be a little grossed out by this, some men might be a little turned on... you never know so that's a little warning.
The week before my cycle I am extremely horny. Extremely! Like uncontrollably horny to the point that penis and only penis is on the brain. I never have PMS in the typical sense. I'm never moody a couple days before, and I rarely get cramps during my cycle. For the most part, my lil 4 days when Ms. Red decides to visit are mostly painless. So when I talk about PMS it means I need someone to penis my sexy before its too late. I didn't notice it until about 2 years ago when there have been several huge breaks in between the times I'm having sex. I mean you can't really miss penis if you're getting it on the regular. So this sporadic loving is jacking up my cycle's psyche. Seriously its like the epitome of being in heat. I feel like a rapist. Sometimes I wish I had it in me to just be a hoe for that week because the urge is so strong at times I don't even care who is dicking me down just as long as someone is. But since I'm not a hoe I walk around like a lost horn dog that can't find her way.
I have to find me a winter boo and quick because when it hits around the 3month mark where I'm at right now it really starts to get out of hand. Thus the reason I'm explaining to the blog world the problem that I'm having. I wonder if they have therapy sessions for people with Penis my Sexy Syndrome. Someone I can talk to to get me through that week because all the other weeks of the month I'm fine. Not the least bit horny at all. But that one week before... not one penis walking the street is safe.
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Lol you are too funny! Love ya blog
4 days? Thats it? No cramps?? Gosh your lucky if penis is the only thing that you have to worry about during your cycle I cant say I feel sorry for you LOL
Now why you gotta go there? My cycle doesn't start til Wednesday and while it only lasts 4 days too, my boo is in Vegas for a bachelor party weekend!
btw...been a lurker on your blog for a while but wanted to say that I love it.
4 days, no cramps, & this PMS. I almost hate to say I know exactly what you mean when this response will be documented and stored on the internet.
But I suppose by just writing that (with the intention of clicking "publish your comment"), it's too late...lol
I get all the bad PMS stuff + the horniness, but who wants to sleep w/someone who's all bloated, in pain and has a stank-ass attitude?? LOL
im dying laughing
i agree with you too. i think about it right before i come on.. fein for it while im on and reset my sexual urge when i go off. since im not in a relationship or a whore i too can only imagine. last time i had sex was sometime in may maybe june. yesss its been that long so penis is heavily on the brain. watching all these sex in the city reruns do NOT help.
LOL!
An old man once told me, "If a horse can go through mud a nigga can go through blood".
@Intro- I get cramps like every 3 months or so but not every month... the first day just wipes me out... I'm extremely tired and don't want to do anything.. a little bloating... but compared to other chicks I def dont complain.
@clnmike - if you dont get outta here with yo nasty tail... bwhahahahahah. ewe!
Im the same b4 Ms.Red
But do you know that supposedly, the days before ur period and the days after you give off hormones/pheromones that attract men to you like crazy?
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